| Warren Pereara | Training in his best Humphrey B. Bear suit earnt the coach many nicknames such as 'Tiny Teddy' and the 'Brown Teletubby'.
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| Tim Linley | Our brainy import thought he left his phone near the nets after training one Tuesday - rang the Secretary who was still at the club and asked him to look for it in the dark. Rang back 10 minutes later saying 'sorry it was in my shoe the whole time!'
One of the all time great K.P nominations. "Not only does Tim carry a Tupperware container in his cricket bag....doesn't everybody...but after the completion of the Chelsea innings on Saturday he produced that same Tupperware containing a number of jam and cream scones which he had acquired during the afternoon tea break. He then proceeded to devour these in the Grandstand in front of his teammates without even a thought of sharing. Furthermore, the eating process was accompanied by noises akin to someone participating in their first sexual experience." - Moose
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| Peter Dudderidge | Ran himself out after losing the ball in his new oversized helmet. Then proceeded to wear the helmet every minute at training for a fortnight, earning the imaginative nickname "Helmet".
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| Hugh Lovell | Hef produced one of the softest efforts seen on a cricket field, jumping out of the way of the ball, described by one witness as "diving out of a boat", with the ball hitting him lightly on the boot!
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| Brian Wolf | Wolfy made "friends" with a Yarraville player by informing him of his intentions to remove the gentleman's ****** tongue. How nice of you Brian!
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| Robert Thomson | The normally docile bowler unleashed a tirade of "uncharacteristic and belligerent abuse" on the Seddon umpire, almost prompting a yellow card from the umpire on the other ground!
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| Richard Beaumont | Hung all his washing out to dry (underpants included) out on the Grammar fence before the start of play.
Got ejected from a pub (in a headlock), a kebab shop (shirtless) and a kebab van (by a sweaty late night worker with a knife) all in the same night. Ended up on Bakes' floor wearing nothing but Bakes' underdacks and one cricket pad.
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| Andrew Ainsworth | Voluntarily jumped in a bush after his semi final dismissal. Funniest and most nominated incident in KP history, crowning Ains a popular two time winner. |
