2. Ordered the Seafood Linguine at Torquay Pub, then ate Shane's Parma because it came first and he was hungry. Denies all wrong doing to this day. 
2. Got up on a chair and tried to start the Torquay Football Club theme song by himself, despite not knowing anyone in the room and singing the wrong song! "Oh we're from Tigerland..."    
1. "Now we have a lot of good bastmen in this team today: some of you will bat in the top order, some will bat in the middle order and some will bat in the lower order."
1. Nominated from overseas for being in a well-paid management position and being technologically inept.  Diggler has sent several texts to him for scores/results/news - all with no response.  He managed to call Percy one day and queried him about that and he said he couldn't work out how to call him back as the number came up as "+49..."  Apparently it didn't occur to him to try the "Reply" option on the screen... smart man, the coach.  
1. In a similar vein, Diggler is beside himself with excitement after learning of the win over "Cashaville Club" and immediately calls Percy to get all the goss. First attempt - he hangs up on his mate.  Second attempt - "Diggler, how're you going!  Fantastic win, we're playing cards - here's Tim!"  Dirk then speaks to Linners and can't understand anything (obviously - he did hear a girl's laugh a couple of times, though).  He then hands the phone back to Suares, who promptly palms it to Raelene without a word.  After speaking to her for a couple of minutes he is put back on to Percy... who hangs up!  Top effort, that...  he gets a call from half-way around the world and he decides that the card-game is more important.

1. Launched the first ball from the bowling machine into the roof of the net in the  general direction of a very worried Macca.
1. Walked into the path of the full speed 'Orient Express' coming into bowl and ended up on his behind with all four limbs up in the air.   
3. Ran into - nay, polaxed - a letterbox whilst running down rachelle road in a large group doing fitness training. Seeing the people trying to reassemble the shattered mess that used to be their letterbox as we ran back half an hour later made it the funniest moment in KP since Ains' infamous bush jump.

2. Whilst sub-fielding against the school boys, Pearcey enthusiatically joined in the celebrations of the dismissal of Hef, his own team-mate, even joining in the huddle! 
2. Was struck in the chest twice at mid-off on debut in the ones, clutching on to one AFL-style and bringing another down nicely to his feet soccer-style! Also dived full length to prevent overthrows with his shins like a hockey goalkeeper, proving he is a man of many sporting talents.
1. Biggest short-arm of all time while waiting to bowl in the nets. Everyone yelled catch, and Pearcey looked on with zero interest as the ball floated past his elbow!

2. Parked his car at St Bernards on top of the hill, then proceeded to walk down the road to the ground. The reason? He couldn't find a way down to drive his car... What was he walking on? The road!
1. Woeful appealing at McKinnon, leading the opposition to believe he was a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
1. Lucky to only get one point for throwing a water bottle at some noisy royal park birds, only for the bottle to plummet back to earth and land between two female spectators who haven't been seen at the cricket since...
1. For his part in organising the slap received by Rich Lindsay at a classy night spot after the Yarraville win.
1. Pink jocks two weeks in a row is a no-no.

2. Tim didnt take long to get his name on the KP board, wearing left handed gloves in his first innings of the season. He proceeded to make 30 runs before realising that something was amiss and calling for right handed ones.
1. For his part in organising the slap received by Rich Lindsay at a classy night spot after the Yarraville win.